Dearest Anna Lisa Kristina, Ten years is why I don’t text. Well, that was a lie. I do text. But only because everyone else is, and if I didn’t text, I would have to wait by the mailbox for replies to, “So how do I get to your house?” Remember that night I spent at [...]
Archive for April, 2009
April 14th, 2009
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April 13th, 2009
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Dearest Anna Lisa Kristina, I just thought about Jesus today. Easter was yesterday. Supposedly he came back to life on Easter. I don’t know if that’s true, can’t believe everything you read, if you know what i mean, and shit, I might be going to hell for saying that, but hey, we’ll know the truth [...]
April 12th, 2009
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Dearest Anna Lisa Kristina, I don’t know. I didn’t like the Ahi Tuna. That’s why I always order the same thing. You can’t go wrong with something you know you’ll like. But then again, I’m no foodie like you and 90% of the female population on earth. You know what’s funny? 42% of the females [...]
April 10th, 2009
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Dearest Anna Lisa Kristina, Fascinating how so I am simply your puppet. These ghostly strings from my shoulders and head and legs and shoes to your fingertips whims are pretty damned strong. Somehow I am the one who ends up apologizing. you’re good, Kris. you’re very, very good. So now that we’re back to being [...]
April 7th, 2009
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Dearest Anna Lisa Kristina, Just got off the phone with you. Like I said, you sound a lot different. Like I also said, I didn’t mean it in any way other than in matter-of-fact observation. It wasn’t to insinuate you sounded fat, or ugly, or stupid, or any of the other things you listed. It [...]
April 6th, 2009
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Dearest Anna Lisa Kristina, Sorry to hear about your auntie. My uncle passed away a couple of months ago. My dad’s brother, so it wasn’t one of thsoe fake uncles who helped raise you because your dad and him were poker buddies. He was my real uncle. Strange enough, we weren’t really that close. Maybe [...]
April 4th, 2009
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Dearest Anna Lisa Kristina, Fucking taxes, I tell ya. Never, up until this year, have I ever filed taxes. One, never felt the need, and two, never made enough money to even qualify. But this past year, ho ho ho, I’ve more than qualified! So we change, we all do, as years go by, and [...]
April 2nd, 2009
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Dearest Anna Lisa Kristina, Boo! Surprise! Haven’t heard from me in a while! Yes, my friend, it is the ever-lovable, irrepressable, reason why you hide smiles, Xavier the Magnificently Wonderful! Don’t you just love how I pop back into your life at random moments? It’s my thing. It’s what I do. And, kiddo, it’s what [...]